Looking to send a thirsty message to our potential alien overlords? Slip into this conversation-starting tee that practically begs for an intergalactic invasion. The "Destroy Us Space Daddies" graphic tee is perfect for those who've given up on humanity and are ready to welcome our cosmic conquerors with open arms and questionable intentions.
Featuring a retro-style UFO design and desperate plea in bold typography, this shirt tells everyone you're not just interested in making first contact – you're ready for the probing to end all probings. Perfect for alien conventions, stargazing sessions, or just wandering around Area 51's perimeter fence at 3 AM while holding a "Take Me" sign...
Made from 100% Earth cotton (while Earth still exists), this shirt is as soft as your standards for extraterrestrial companionship. Available in void black, because let's be honest – you're already dead inside waiting for those space daddy notifications to hit.
Warning: May attract conspiracy theorists, government agents, or actual aliens. Manufacturer not responsible for any abductions, anal probing, or interspecies relationships that may occur while wearing this shirt.
Product features
- Available in sizes S to 4XL for the perfect fit
- Durable double-needle stitching on all seams
- Made without side seams for a more attractive look
- Garment-dyed for a soft color and texture
- Pre-shrunk fabric ensures consistent fit
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
